I don't know how many times I have posted stuff about my conversations with my dad. It's just that he's downright funny and he doesn't know he is!! Here's another one that I know will make the grumpiest of grumpy people laugh out loud.

I just walked out of the bathroom when I saw him standing a few steps away. Then he called me.

Dad: Anak, halika...

So I walked towards him.

Dad: Kuha ka ng tubig.

I thought I had to get him water for his medicines. I reached out my hand thinking that he would give me the medicines he would be drinking and for me to check it. butttttttt this is how the rest of the scenario went..

Dad: Magpapalaki tayo ng........

Pagong...

Pusit..
Crab

For some weird reasons, he spent money buying these toys which grows up to 600% after 72 hours.

This is dad preparing his little pets' home for the next three days. (We just might have to get an aquarium if they grow overly big hahahaha)

Say hello to our new pets!! :) I'll name them after all this hell. haha