A few conversations that really made me laugh today: :)

Person 1: Liz, the greatest liar haha

Before the start of review class, I texted her this morning:
"Prince David tayo diba?"
I didn't get a reply. After 30 mins of wondering where my friend was, I convinced myself that she's at the other building. But she suddenly showed up beside me...

me: O! Dito ka ba?!
Liz: Hindi. I had to lie! hehe
me: How?!
Liz: Yung girl dun sa center, ung masungit pinapunta akong 2nd floor. Then pag-akyat ko tinanong ko si sir san ung english. Sabi niya sa kabila (Prince David). So I went down to the front desk uli.

*Front Desk*
Liz: Miss, sabi ni sir hindi daw ako dito.
Receptionist: Dito ka, sabi sa card mo.
Liz: Hindi, nagkamali daw siya.
Receptionist: Okay

*So she walked to Prince David*
*Front Desk*
Receptionist: Hindi ka dito. Dun ka sa kabila
Liz: Dito ako. Sabi nung miss sa kabila nagkamali sila.
Receptionist: Okay.

Andaming nagkamali. Aaaawww Liz! The things you have to go through just to be with me! :p

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Person 2: Dad
He was looking at mom intently and scrutinizing her skin

Dad: Nag-m-metathione ka pa ba?!
Mom: Hindi na. Bakit?
Dad: BAKIT HINDI KA NA NAGM-METATHIONE?!
*mom pouts*
Me: Bakit ako hindi pwede mag-metathione?
dad: because you're beautiful. :)
Mom: MEANING?!

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Person 3: This is the ultimate winner

Me: Ma, sabi ng mom ni Nikko I have to get an x-ray for my jaw. Kasi nag-c-click siya everytime..... blah blah blah
Mom: Kaya siguro maliit ears mo anak......... (sobbing)
Me: HA?!
Mom: Mamamamatay na anak koooo.............. (sobbing)
Me: MA!!!!!!!
Mom: Mamamatay rin akooo................ (sobbing)
Me: MA! Di ako ooperahan or something! Pinapahid lang ung gamot!
*mom straightens up*
Mom: Ah ganun ba, okay.